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How to tell when you've hit Middle-Age [Jul. 31st, 2008|09:09 pm]
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This afternoon I received a phone call on my mobile, and immediately dropped into hushed-tones and moved to a quiet area to continue the call.

It was a call from a guy I've never met, about the purchase of a rare, black substance that I needed flown in from Tasmania.

My workmates would have heard comments along the lines of, "so how was the harvest this year?" and "Can you ship me fifty grams?".

I sealed the deal (for a stupid amount of money) and I should receive it via the reception desk tomorrow ..

Yeah, I've just scored myself some serious, A-Grade truffle-action, bitches ...

SD

and, yes I know - cocaine would have been cheaper this year.
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[User Picture]From: [info]emmasee100
2008-07-31 11:22 am (UTC)

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Oh. Wow. What are you going to cook with it?

Have you read what Isabelle Allende had to say about truffles in her cookbook?
[User Picture]From: [info]suit_dude
2008-07-31 11:44 am (UTC)

Truffle-Action

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I plan on doing a simple, classic truffle-omelette this Saturday.

Drool.

SD
[User Picture]From: [info]miss_porcelain
2008-07-31 11:57 am (UTC)

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Can I just say I am bucking for scambled truffled eggs over smoked salmon on a turkish bread base?

Apparently we get two serves out of this 50gm so I happy to concede one meal :D

I will never feel guilty about spending a stupid amount of money on one item ever again (in my case, boots) ... we have both enjoyed the initial outlay one way or another :D
[User Picture]From: [info]emmasee100
2008-07-31 12:37 pm (UTC)

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Yum!
[User Picture]From: [info]emmasee100
2008-07-31 12:36 pm (UTC)

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I am dying to one day try a recipe told to me by a former boss. (The guy made the most amazing roast beef.)

He used to get a truffle, matchstick it, get a small chook, insert the truffles under the skin, and microwave it. (I imagine poaching it would also work.)

One day, one day...
[User Picture]From: [info]suit_dude
2008-08-01 09:47 am (UTC)

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I think I need a little more info on that one.

In my experience, the words "chicken" and "microwave" in the same sentence tends to equal "Epic Fail" in anyone's language.

What am I missing?

SD
[User Picture]From: [info]emmasee100
2008-08-01 11:10 am (UTC)

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Personally, I'd poach it.

On the other hand, I've eaten this man's cooking, and he can cook.

I mean, yes, the microwave is for defrosting "lonely bastards" (frozen dinners) and popcorn. It also rocks for gently steaming asparagus.

If I were to give it a go, it would be a small chicken, in a covered dish, with a serious amount of liquid. I would possibly experiment with a garlic chook, before I had a go with a truffle chook.

And, I never thought I'd write this on lj, but suit-dude, can you share the name of your dealer? I totally cannot afford this harvest, but maybe the next one.



[User Picture]From: [info]suit_dude
2008-08-01 09:04 pm (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: [info]emmasee100
2008-08-01 11:19 am (UTC)

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And further on Isabelle Allende. She wrote an aphrodisiac cookbook, which is a hilarious read.

Apparently, she had a new lover, and had promised him truffles. In the cold light of day, she was left wondering if he was worth it.

She got truffle oil, and some stoned black olives. She washed the olives, soaked them in the oil, and then made an omelette. Which, while very good, is not the same thing at all.

he didn't spot the change, and she didn't keep him.
From: [info]neotokyo
2008-07-31 01:00 pm (UTC)

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my level of respect for you just went up a few notches.
[User Picture]From: [info]miss_porcelain
2008-08-01 12:45 am (UTC)

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Yeah, we sure do it tough around here :D
[User Picture]From: [info]night_suit
2008-07-31 10:41 pm (UTC)

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That would be a fine thing to try...

The only truffles I've tried were in my housemate's risotto, brought here from his hometown in Italy. Damn, they were good.
[User Picture]From: [info]raven_
2008-07-31 10:43 pm (UTC)

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Wow. I am in awe. I don't think I've ever eaten one.
[User Picture]From: [info]suit_dude
2008-08-01 09:53 am (UTC)

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"I don't think I've ever eaten one."

Which is on par with saying "I'm not really sure, but I don't think I've had a three-way with Monica Bellucci and Angelina Jolie".

If you're a food-freak, it's not the sort of experience you can easily forget.

The word "magnificent" was invented purely to describe the aroma of the damn things.

They turned up this morning. They rock.

SD
[User Picture]From: [info]emmasee100
2008-08-01 11:16 am (UTC)

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Oh, you've just reminded me of possibly the best thing I ever put in my mouth.

I was doing a solo driving holiday in Tasmania, and had just driven up the east coast. I had dinner alone at Stillwater, and did the degustation.

The first thing was a sashimi scallop, which had been sliced very finely, and served with truffle oil and a few drops of artichoke essence. It was a religious experience. It tasted of the depths of the earth, and the sweetness of the sea and like springtime, all in one mouthfull. It was amazing.
[User Picture]From: [info]suit_dude
2008-08-01 12:26 pm (UTC)

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It tasted of the depths of the earth, and the sweetness of the sea and like springtime, all in one mouthfull.

Now you've got my attention. Next time we meet up - this is the first topic of conversation.

SD

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