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Newtown Hoedown [Aug. 12th, 2005|09:57 am]
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Like most Newtown residents, I have no difficulty with taking much of what I see with a grain of salt.

If you want to get so many piercings that homeless people will be tempted to kidnap and sell you for scrap metal than be my guest. Likewise, if you wish to have your head surgically altered to resemble Picasso's cubist period then go for it. I probably won't even notice.

Yes, I'm a tolerant, live-and-let-live kind of guy and like to think that I can take anyone I meet at face value, regardless of age, lifestyle-choice or capacity to be recognised as human.

But I do have one gripe to make - all these mincing homosexuals have really ruined the local gay bar.

Like most tolerant, heterosexual men, I appreciate a good gay bar. It's a place where I can enjoy the company of other tolerant, heterosexual men while confirming our status as open minded members of a cosmopolitan society. But nothing screws that up faster than having some whining, nancy-faggot sing Kylie Minogue songs two feet from your head.

Where do these people get off? Actually, that's another gripe, they tend to get off in pairs about two feet from me when I'm trying to play pinball in an openly tolerant way. For Christ's sake, if I wanted to see two men chewing one another's tongues out I'd have stayed home and watched "Philadelphia". I expect a better standard of behaviour in a gay bar and these bog-trotters are just lowering the tone.

SD
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[User Picture]From: [info]dr_sockman
2005-08-12 12:30 am (UTC)

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HERE, HERE, I thoroughly concur!
*bangs pipe on table and sips his brandy*
[User Picture]From: [info]miss_porcelain
2005-08-12 04:49 am (UTC)

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Haha! Lord Sockman, Earl of Newtown :D
[User Picture]From: [info]muzukashii
2005-08-12 01:03 am (UTC)

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Just *mirth*.

Kthxbye
From: [info]neotokyo
2005-08-12 01:16 am (UTC)

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what gets me are those "straight" guys that run gay nightclubs... what's up with that?
[User Picture]From: [info]matt_hell
2005-08-12 01:19 am (UTC)

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i mean if you wanted in your face GAY SEX you would just hang out at sockys!
[User Picture]From: [info]dr_sockman
2005-08-12 01:34 am (UTC)

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That's only when you're over letting me teabag you though!
[User Picture]From: [info]matt_hell
2005-08-12 01:47 am (UTC)

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ah SOCKBAG...
[User Picture]From: [info]gt_general
2005-08-12 03:34 am (UTC)

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he does a great jacuzzi too...
[User Picture]From: [info]dr_sockman
2005-08-12 05:10 am (UTC)

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You mean Ballspa!!!!
[User Picture]From: [info]gt_general
2005-08-14 11:10 pm (UTC)

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Potatoe / Portarto
[User Picture]From: [info]pseudicide
2005-08-12 01:26 am (UTC)

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So true... Why hadn't I noticed it before!
[User Picture]From: [info]asrei
2005-08-12 01:49 am (UTC)

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Amen to that. A-fucking-men to that.
[User Picture]From: [info]asrei
2005-09-08 05:52 am (UTC)

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I have been instructed to tell you to read my latest post.
[User Picture]From: [info]suit_dude
2005-09-12 03:04 am (UTC)

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I have been instructed to tell you to read my latest post.

Just read it - it's a classic that's been doing the rounds for a while. The bulk of it even made it into an episode of "The West Wing"; Martin Sheen's character quotes a lot of it in response to some religious fundamentalists.

It's still funny.

SD
[User Picture]From: [info]asrei
2005-09-12 03:07 am (UTC)

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http://www.livejournal.com/users/asrei/499967.html

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This is the post in question, just to make sure we are on the same page.

[User Picture]From: [info]suit_dude
2005-09-12 03:16 am (UTC)

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Funny. Very funny.

SD
[User Picture]From: [info]asrei
2005-09-12 03:20 am (UTC)

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.. If only tasers were legal.
[User Picture]From: [info]v3nu5
2005-08-12 01:54 am (UTC)

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I have to add you to my friends list now. Your posts are too funny fucken hilarious and I'm sick of making the trip over here. It would be more convenient were they to appear on my friends page.

I'm all about convenience.
[User Picture]From: [info]further_ahem
2005-08-12 08:58 am (UTC)

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Thats a shame you think that way.

I was trying to chat you up the other night at the Newtown.

I had thought that I would at LEAST have gotten a reach-around in the dark recesses of the pinball room.

(sigh)

end of line

mr
From: [info]trashtastika
2005-08-13 07:05 am (UTC)

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For gawds's sake, don't go to a GREEK BAR!!!
[User Picture]From: [info]starlight63a
2005-08-15 02:23 pm (UTC)

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Yeah! What the hell do these guys think they are doing?
I want to express how tolerant and confidant I am in my sexuality. Not watch guys tounge each other.
The last thing I want to see when I go to a gay bar is gay men being, well, gay!
[User Picture]From: [info]jimx
2005-09-09 03:28 am (UTC)

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I have to add you to my friends list, because through a really weird sequence of events too intricate and boring to describe here, this post led me to discover the Nazi sex doll project.



Tell me this isn't a face of someone you couldn't make sweet sweet love to on the Eastern front.
[User Picture]From: [info]suit_dude
2005-09-12 09:20 pm (UTC)

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Ich brauchen, jetz! Jetz, Goddamnit, JETZ!

SD
[User Picture]From: [info]cliff_lemming
2005-09-13 01:19 am (UTC)

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Here here, what ho! (THAT ho!)

PS. Why do gay people still insist on using graffiti in stinking public toilets as their primary means of meeting/meating each other???
From: (Anonymous)
2006-12-04 11:08 am (UTC)

Who listens to what music?

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Hello. Good day
Who listens to what music?
I Love songs Justin Timberlake and Paris Hilton

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